Why is it some gay men refuse to accept the fact that old father time is knocking on their tired old doors. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for a little nip and tuck, but this trend with aging Chelsea boys parading around in teenage clothing is ridiculous.
The other day I was getting a pumpkin donut at the cupcake café on 9th ave when in walked in what I thought was a cute teenaged boy – diesel patchwork jeans, silver pumas, baseball hat and Abercrombie soccer shirt. Nice, I thought - until it turned around. There staring back at me was a haggard old face with more lines than an LA freeway map.
Damn, don’t these queens realize what fools they are making of themselves.