Wednesday, May 02, 2007

A FEW THINGS I HATE

Why do people wait in line at Trader Joe's with one carton of eggs for 30 minutes? I mean, do these people have a life? If I'm going to wait in line, it has to be for stuff that I can't get anywhere else - and I always buy in bulk, so I won't have to come back often.

Why do people who shop and work at health food stores always look so unhealthy and act so grumpy? Sometimes in life a good Big Mac is just what the doctor ordered.

Why do fat women always ride the elevator for one floor? I mean, there is a reason why your ass is so fat.

Why do people talk in movies? I think one should be allowed to carry and use a stun gun in theaters.

Why do people insist on wearing the new skinny jeans when they are far from skinny? Can anyone say full-length mirror? Please, buy one and use it.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

i hate celebrating cinco de mayo in the usa

that's what I hate

border control please!!!!

mistermakeup said...

To the anon blogger who keeps sending me nasty comments that have nothing to do with my essays - please fuck off. I bet you are fat, balding, beyond middle-age, working at a two-bit job you hate and living in the midwest - who's zooming who, baby! LIfe in NYC is great! Your comments are deleted ASAP. LOL LOL LOL.

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

oh...MM last night Bertha was in a theater and this old black man kept on rambling and Bertha LOST IT yelling "Go home or Shutup!!" He looked shocked! But he did shut up!

mistermakeup said...

Good for you Bertha - I hate people who talk in movies. I mean, movies cost $11 - no discounts ever - in Manhattan!! I don't want to hear some fool yapping away.

Anonymous said...

Do you ever look in a full length mirror????

mistermakeup said...

Honey, MM owns several full-length mirrors and uses them daily - MM always looks fabulous!

PS- grow some balls and quit with the anonymous.

Anonymous said...

Maybe all the people you can't stand can't stand sissy fags like you.Grow up.

mistermakeup said...

I would be upset if the people I can't stand did like me.

Moyna said...

Thanks for writing this.