Thursday, May 31, 2007

MARRIED MEN

I'm seeing a married man - and the sex is incredible. I mean, the man is hot to trot from the time he walks in the door to the time he leaves.

Did I mention the sex is hot?

I can't believe his wife doesn't know her husband is a tad light in the loafers. I mean, he's pumped up like a Chelsea queen, but he has one-thing most gay boys don’t: Body hair – and I love it.

I've had gal pals in the past tell me that wedding rings were an aphrodisiac, but I never believed them.

Well, honey, in this case it's true.

Judge me all you want, but every boy should play the other woman at least once.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whore! And you are bragging about it!!

mistermakeup said...

I think a whore gets paid for it - I think I'm more of a slut.

Anonymous said...

You are just telling all of your readers what you think you are worth. The answer: you think you are worthless.

Anonymous said...

OH GET OFF MM'S ASS!! WHAT DOES HAVING SOME FUN WITH A MARRIED GUY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ONE'S SELF-WORTH? GET A LIFE.

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

Honey Ive been with so many married men...I could be the 30th Wives club.....

Anonymous said...

Oh wow! If it isn't the make up whore, it's the vegas whore! Now I am reminded why I stopped reading this blog. I haven't missed much, either.

mistermakeup said...

Well, honey, the makeup whore and the vegas whore have not missed you, either.

Anonymous said...

Count me as the Minneapolis whore.I love having affairs with married men.Let the wife have all the trouble and you get all the fun.Love you MM.

Anonymous said...

Does your mother read your blog?

Would she not be proud of her talented son who came all the way to NYC to make it big in the fashion industry, and suck off a married man?

mistermakeup said...

Who said I sucked him off?

Anonymous said...

Why are you alive?
That's the better question.
You bring less to the world than a sea sponge.

mistermakeup said...

A sea sponge? Oh, honey, you can do better than that.

Anonymous said...

No, I meant sea sponge.
You are that boring.

At least a sea sponge CAN SERVE AN IDENTIFIABLE PURPOSE.

But you already knew this, honey.

mistermakeup said...

If I'm so boring, then why are on my blog, honey?

Anonymous said...

I must admit, I am addicted.

I feel a rush, like you are blogging just for me. If only I were a married hairy man.... :(

Charlie Hobart said...

Oooooh SNAP!

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

Honey sex puts a smile on your face. Im MM and I think that, its cause its true. If you are criticizing us....your jealousy is very transparent!

Anonymous said...

I love mistermakeup and I love sex. Marriage is a different thing. Married men are different. And I hate the vegas whore. Not cause I am jealous, but because I can't follow her weird grammar. Try proofreading once in a while.

mistermakeup said...

Don't be mean to Betha.