Wednesday, March 01, 2006


I tuned into Oprah - my church - and there sitting on the couch talking about kabala was Meg Ryan. Oh my God - her lips were so deformed with filler and her face so frozen and puffed she now rivals Priscilla Presley as scariest surgery star. When you try to stop father time, mother nature always seeks her revenge.

No longer in the spotlight, Miss Ryan has turned to humanitarian work to get publicity. I am sure she is doing great deeds, but is it just me, or does it seem odd watching a collagened and botoxed millionaire walking the streets of impoverished nations. Just a thought.


Anonymous said...

I watched her too, and was rather horrified. She seemed to have a bit of a twitch as well. I wonder if Third World children run screaming in horror as she comes to pet them or if they just assume the circus has finally arrived.

Anonymous said...

meg WHO?

nuff said.