Although I despise the right-wing politics of the New York Post, it does have the best gossip columns in town.
Recently in Liz Smith’s column, she reported an exchange between Jessica Simpson and Pamela Anderson.
Jessica was chatting about her role in the new feature film Baywatch with Baywatch alum Pamela Anderson. It was all very normal until Jessica asked, “How were you able to move so slowly in those shots where you were running along the beach bouncing up and down?”
Miss Anderson, a smart cookie if not a rocket scientist, reportedly replied - after a significant, sympathetic pause – “Oh, honey, it was slow-motion camera work.”