I have a new Manhattan pet peeve - motorcycles and the fat, ugly, and obnoxious men that ride them.
I ask you: Is it wrong of me to want to take a gun and shoot these obese, balding and small-dicked bastards as they roar down the street waking everyone up? I don’t think so. And shouldn't there be a law against motorcycles and their maddening mufflers?
I mean, if Bush can write discrimination into the constitution, surely there can be a law outlawing these noisy contraptions.