Friday, March 03, 2006

ASHTRAY

I hate smokers. I hate what a disgusting, dirty and nasty habit it is. I hate how smokers think they have the right to blow their cancer-ridden smoke into my face. I hate how smokers think the whole world has to stop because they have to have a cigarette.

As you can tell, I hate smokers. I just can’t comprehend why anyone would pay hundreds of dollars a month to kill themselves.

How many more dinners and movies have to be interrupted by the need to rush outside and smoke? Furthermore, who likes kissing an ashtray? Yes, I have reached the point in my dating life where non-smoking is a prerequisite. All I ask for is a nice non-smoker – and a car and a weekend house would be nice, too. Any takers?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i agree... smoking is a bad thing, but you must understand why some people do it. I'm sure you do and what you're saying right now is 'yeah, but it's not a good enough reason' but it is... some people need to smoke for other people... do you know what i mean?

Anonymous said...

i agree... smoking is a bad thing, but you must understand why some people do it. I'm sure you do and what you're saying right now is 'yeah, but it's not a good enough reason' but it is... some people need to smoke for other people... do you know what i mean?

Anonymous said...

yah! I hate smokers

Anonymous said...

Oh, mistermakeup!! Please don't hate me! ;)