Saturday, June 17, 2006

HELP

Today, Paul McCartney turns 64, and boy does he look strange. I mean, he looks like a corpse. Doesn’t he realize men his age don’t have solid one-color black hair?

He looks crazy.

And if you’re gonna have some work done, fine and dandy, but at least get the whole face pulled – Mr. McCartney seems to only have had his eyebrows pulled, thus giving him a rather startled expression with a saggy lower prune face.

Paul, let it be.

1 comment:

Charlie Hobart said...

Wasn't it Thom Yorke who sang "Gravity always wins"?