Friday, April 27, 2007

GAY TODAY, GONE TOMORROW

There is a new phenomenon in Manhattan - the straight gay man.

Let me explain:

I'm not talking about the phony and ridiculous straight "Chelsea boys" with their tattoos and shaved heads who prance about like ballerinas while professing they are straight acting and appearing. NO NO NO!

I'm talking about straight men that actually like playing sports, drinking beer and hanging out with their buds. I mean, they have girlfriends, wives and kids, but they also like a little dick on the side. I've been reading about these men on sex sites for months, but I thought they were an urban myth like alligators in the sewers...until yesterday.

I was on a shoot for a fitness magazine; and I thought the model was straight as an arrow - he talked non-stop about his girlfriend and the "game" on the tube. He also kept complimenting me on my skin and my surgically enhanced lips. Hmmm...I thought.... let’s play this one out. I told him I had some acne cream he could use, but it was at my apartment.

He called and is coming over tomorrow to watch the game.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

what happened? did you get some of his goodies or what?

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

Honey there is also "the straight gay woman"....I have had more than one lady at my table (with her man) oggling my tits, and asking if "I wanted to take her shopping"....so it aint just you MM, its also here in sin city!

Anonymous said...

this dishonesty sucks, be it 'straight acting' gay guys stepping out on their wives or girlfriends, or straight guys period stepping out on their wives or girlfriends. I wish I could rant against the evil promiscious homos, but the truth is it's the gender, not the identity that is evil + promiscuous.

F-F-F Y'ALL and F that bitch Oprah!!!! Edwards 2008

mistermakeup said...

Men, women, homos and hetros - we are all promiscuous. And why do you think it's evil?

mistermakeup said...

MM had his fun!

Anonymous said...

I don't believe for a second that you got any from a model, and I know you did not have fun watching basketball, so who you trying to fool, fool?

mistermakeup said...

Honey, MM is a cute boy and he gets plenty - trust me. And no, I didn't like watching the game - but I certainly liked what happend after the game. OK.

Jeffrey said...

MM is forever youthful - I don't know how he does it - but he never ages.

Anonymous said...

It's true - we got to clubs and old men think he's in college - I guess botox is a miracle drug.

mistermakeup said...

MM loves his tox!