Tuesday, April 24, 2007

IPOD PROBLEM

Ipods cause many problems from accidents to sore ear drums. Well, now add farts to that list of problems.

Let me explain.

I was at Crunch tonight sweating it out on the bike, when the rider next to me let out a series of disgusting farts.

No, I don't like fart jokes, and this ain't no joke. This guy had on his ipod, so he probably thought he could sneak out a little one. Well, honey, he squirted out a couple that were so loud I think Helen Keller heard them. I mean, heads turned.

So, dear ipod users, please remember that just because you don't hear your bodily noises, others do.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know, this makes me miss my ipod.

I loved the freedom of passing gas without any guilt in public.

sweet memories. It may warrant paying teksupport for a new lithium battery.

Gas is gross, but it's a natural function of the human body. What I can't f'n stand is loud cell conversations, or women putting on make up on the train. When I say putting on make up, I mean they are staring with foundation, then eyeliner, then mascara. I understand a lipstick or blush touch up, but what the f?!?!?!

Edwards 2008 and F-U-C=# Oprah.

Anonymous said...

What troubles- marrone. It's like the running of the fags on this blog. You are pissed about a fart in the gym and this other one is pissed about make up on the train.

Wassamatta, yous faggots? Jealous much?

Next time ask the lady, maybe she'll share her make up with you.

Anonymous said...

typo correction:

others do

no apostrophe

mistermakeup said...

You breeders are too much.

mistermakeup said...

I hate women on cell phones and crackberry's - don't these bitches ever shut the fuck up? I was in Starbucks waitng in a HUGE line and some woman was busy typing in her crackberry when it was her time to order - and all of us in line were expected to wait for her highness to finish her business. Well, MM can barely stomach the opposite gender on a good day, so I elbowed her and told her she was being rude. She was about to go off on me, but I gave her a look of..."You wanna play, let's go...because I'll finish it." Sometimes I pity all the hassle str8 men have to deal with to get some pussy. Thank GOD I'm gay.

7:49 PM

Anonymous said...

AMEN, MM!

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

Well bitches....I love to get my pussy all juicy for the right man..........and I dont make life hell for fags to get me some cock! :)

Anonymous said...

Well since you CHOOSE TO BE A GAY, at least you are happy with your choice.

Don't involve God.

mistermakeup said...

Wow - MM had no idea he had some Christian readers. MM welcomes everyone to read my bitter, but witty rants and essays.

PS - I'm glad you CHOOSE to be Straight.

Bertha, I'm sure you wouldn't hold up an entire line at Starbucks typing in your crackberry - well, maybe for a hot man. I did get a tad cranky yesterday.

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

I heard through the grapevine that Rosie and Barbara really got into it over the Rupert Murdoch thing....Well, I dont know, when, Babs is on her Blog she always seems happy and fun....so who knows...I cant believe that Rosie is leaving! I bet she will do her own talkshow....but she is better when she has others to spar with so the view was perfect for her! Susan

BERTHA FROM VEGAS said...

Sorry I printed this before I was fineshed. Susan Myers said that Rosie was done with "The View" on radio today cause she thought Barbara didnt support her with the Trump thing!

Anonymous said...

you brought your str8 pity to the table first

Anonymous said...

mm please post a new blog
these christians are driving me batty

please!!!! onto the next!

Anonymous said...

I love Rosie's blog! She is so mean and direct...."If I were being fired, would I be staying on the view until June 21?" haha its great! www.rosie.com

Anonymous said...

God you are a sad case. Reading these faggy blogs...You give real, strong, direct gay men like me sad to consider you among our ranks.....Do yourself (and us) a favor.....Nose Dive into the Hudson. MM

mistermakeup said...

Hmmm...if you're such a strong and direct gay man, why are you anonymous - why don't you reveal who you are? You sound like a sissy faggot to me.

mistermakeup said...

PS - I bet you're one of those faggots who pretends to be Str8 acting etc...but when the guard is down, the big sissy purse falls out of your mouth. LOL. I know tons of self-hating fags like you.